There are two kinds of people in the world. People who see the glass as half full, and people who want to smack those people. We're the second kind. The FNGR is a celebration of all of the worst aspects of human nature. we find it very empowering to look at the world through shit -colored glasses. In fact, one of the most powerful human emotions is what the Germans call schadenfreude - the pleasure derived from the misfortune of others. It's an emotion so mean, it's German.

The FNGR is created by Chris Case, a Hollywood comedy-writing veteran and one of the original writers for Bill Maher.

Now stop reading about my lame ass and start facing reality - it's so bad that you have to laugh.